Ryan Newman (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
sugarpills) wrote2013-09-08 10:11 pm
sugarpills) wrote2013-09-08 10:11 pm
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headcanons!
1 ) ryan has an xbox, but he doesn't use it anymore. kind of.
After his attempt to kill himself, Ryan took away some of the time he didn't have Wilfred around to play on his Xbox. He played CoD online and joined a server, and got into a conversation with a few other guys. Eventually that conversation led into what kind of jobs they had. When Ryan said that he had been a part of a law firm, they asked him what a lawyer was doing during the daylight hours and not doing his job. Ryan was so embarrassed, he left the server and hasn't turned on his Xbox since.
Despite this, he actually went and bought the Xbox One, even though he didn't have any knowledge of it. After that incident, he didn't really tune into what was the best, or what had what problems. According to Ryan, he liked his old Xbox, and if they made a new Xbox, it would be even better. So, Ryan went to a GameStop one day, and traded in his old Xbox and used the points for a new one.
He kept it in his living room, where the old one used to be. And after some hesitation, he played on the servers he used to play on. And whenever any personal questions were asked, he lied up his ass. But it wasn't like anyone would know, right? The more he played, the more his account grew, and the more things he could acquire.
After an entire day spent on gaming (and not doing so good, this time around), Ryan took his frustrations out on himself. He had a masturbation spree, until the early hours of the morning.
What he didn't know is that someone had hacked his Xbox to take away his points...and also took the live video, since he was unaware of his Kinect not being able to turn off anymore. When Ryan woke up the next afternoon, the video of him jacking off had been passed around, and there were a few copies on some porn sites. His inbox was flooded with a mixture of taunts and people asking for his number for a few one-night stands.
Ryan pitched his Xbox a few hours later.
Despite this, he actually went and bought the Xbox One, even though he didn't have any knowledge of it. After that incident, he didn't really tune into what was the best, or what had what problems. According to Ryan, he liked his old Xbox, and if they made a new Xbox, it would be even better. So, Ryan went to a GameStop one day, and traded in his old Xbox and used the points for a new one.
He kept it in his living room, where the old one used to be. And after some hesitation, he played on the servers he used to play on. And whenever any personal questions were asked, he lied up his ass. But it wasn't like anyone would know, right? The more he played, the more his account grew, and the more things he could acquire.
After an entire day spent on gaming (and not doing so good, this time around), Ryan took his frustrations out on himself. He had a masturbation spree, until the early hours of the morning.
What he didn't know is that someone had hacked his Xbox to take away his points...and also took the live video, since he was unaware of his Kinect not being able to turn off anymore. When Ryan woke up the next afternoon, the video of him jacking off had been passed around, and there were a few copies on some porn sites. His inbox was flooded with a mixture of taunts and people asking for his number for a few one-night stands.
Ryan pitched his Xbox a few hours later.
2 ) the vampire fleshlight set.
After Kristen discovered his vampire fleshlight that Wilfred had used on him in his sleep, Ryan tucked it away in his underwear drawer. Not because he wanted to use it, but what if someone else saw? Or what if someone discovered it in his trash? Kristen finding it was humiliating enough.
One afternoon, he had a few of his neighbors over to celebrate Jenna and Drew rebuilding their house after the fire. After dinner, they watched a little bit of tv in the living room. When majority of them left, Drew sat with him on the sofa and thanked him for having such a good party in their favor. But before he left...Drew pulled out a vampire dildo from between the cushions that came with the rest of the set. Ryan was horrified, but Drew thought it was pretty awesome of him for liking it up the ass.
One afternoon, he had a few of his neighbors over to celebrate Jenna and Drew rebuilding their house after the fire. After dinner, they watched a little bit of tv in the living room. When majority of them left, Drew sat with him on the sofa and thanked him for having such a good party in their favor. But before he left...Drew pulled out a vampire dildo from between the cushions that came with the rest of the set. Ryan was horrified, but Drew thought it was pretty awesome of him for liking it up the ass.
3 ) bear.
Ryan doesn't like seeing Wilfred humping Bear, or talking about his sex life with Bear. When he was little and his parents were arguing, he coped by keeping a special stuffed bear nearby. Instead of listening to them argue, he would imagine himself talking with the bear in a place far away from home. That bear he had looked a lot like Bear, so when things happen with Wilfred and Bear, it makes him very uncomfortable.
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